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St. Whisker Veterinary & Digital Asset Clinic Case file Form 9-C · Feline intake record · Sheet 1 of 1
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St. Whisker Veterinary & Digital Asset Clinic
Form 9-C · Feline intake record
Rev. 2026 · Sheet 1 of 1
Scub, a small tabby kitten, sitting.
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ContentedExaminer's note
Section A — Subject identification

Scub

\ skoob \ \ skuhb \ rhymes with tube
$SCUB · Solana
SpeciesFelis catus (tokenized)
CoatBrown mackerel tabby
Weight1.4 kg
TemperamentAgreeable when handled
Strokes admin.0
Vital sign — purr level0%
Reading: dormant. Subject awaiting contact.
Section B — Authorized channels
X / Twitter@scubonsol
pump.funPending — not yet launched

X is the only channel right now. The launch link appears here and on X, nowhere else.

§1Case summary

Scub was surrendered to the clinic on a Tuesday with no paperwork, no owner, and a plan to have a market cap. Staff attempted to determine what he is a claim on. He is not a claim on anything.

What he has instead is a supply, a chart, and the ability to be petted on the internet. Every stroke logged on this sheet is recorded nowhere and secures nothing.

The clinic's position is that this is fine, provided nobody is confused about it. $SCUB is a memecoin. It does no work, generates no revenue, and promises no return.

People will buy it because the cat is nice. That is the whole thesis, stated plainly, in writing, on a form.

§2Supply & distribution
0
Total supply, fixed
§3Microchip identifier — contract address
Not yet issued

Assigned at launch. It will appear here and on X at the same time.

§4Acquisition procedure
  1. Get a walletPhantom or Solflare. Browser extension or phone app.
  2. Fund itSend SOL from an exchange. Keep a little spare for fees.
  3. Wait for the IDThe microchip identifier posts here and on X at launch.
  4. Swap, then returnCome back to this page. Resume petting. That is the product.